Clean Jokes

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HAVE A LAUGH!
Remember…
God created everything about us, and that
INCLUDES our sense of HUMOR!
Laughter has been medically proven
to reduce high blood pressure, and help
people live longer!
SO HAVE A LAUGH ON US!
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SENIOR JOKES
Three seniors are out for a stroll.
One of them remarks, “It’s windy.”
Another replies, “No way. It’s Thursday.”
The last one says, “Me too. Let’s have a soda.”
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An elderly man was having hearing problems and went to
see a specialist. The doctor fitted him with some hearing
aids that brought his hearing back to full strength.

After a few weeks the man came back to make sure the new
equipment was working properly, which it was.

The hearing specialist said, “It all seems perfect. Your family
should be delighted you can hear everything now.”

“Oh no,” the man responded. “I haven’t told any of them.
I just sit quietly, listening carefully. I’ve changed my will four times.”
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People are always asking me when I’m going to retire.
Why should I? I’ve got it two ways. I’m still making movies,
and I’m a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.
- George Burns
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A young grandson asked his grandfather how old
he was, and the grandpa teasingly replied,
“Well, I’m not exactly sure how old I am.”
The little boy advised,
“You have to look in your underwear,
Grandpa. Mine says I’m 4 to 6.”
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