Clean Jokes

@@@ LOL~~TEE-HEE ~~GIGGLE
HAVE A LAUGH!
Remember…
God created everything about us, and that
INCLUDES our sense of HUMOR!
Laughter has been medically proven
to reduce high blood pressure, and help
people live longer!
SO HAVE A LAUGH ON US!
GIGGLE~~HA HA ~~ LOL@@@

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Three elderly sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, shared a house together. One evening, the 96 year old sister went upstairs to take a bath. As she put her foot into the tub, she paused. Then she yelled down to the other two sisters and asked,
“Was I getting in the tub or out?”

“You darn fool,” said the 94 year old. “I’ll come up and see.”

When she got half way up the stairs she paused.
“Was I going up the stairs or down?”

The 92 year old sister was sitting at the kitchen table drinking a cup of tea and thought,
“I hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood.”
She shook her head and called out,
“I’ll be up to help you both as soon as I see who’s at the door.”

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Little 6yr. old Lexy was watching her parents dress for a party.
When she saw her father was putting on his tuxedo, she said,
“Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit.”

“Why not?” he asked.

Lexy said, “Because it always gives you a headache the next morning.”

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A woman in her 50s was driving with a friend. She went through
a red light. The friend didn’t say anything. But then she went through
another one. The friend said,

“Do you realize you just went through two red lights?”

“Oh,” she said, “Was I driving?”

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Two elderly ladies had been friends since their 30s. Now in their
80s, they still got together a couple of times a week to play cards.
One day they were playing gin rummy and one of them said,

“You know, we’ve been friends for many years and, please don’t

get mad, but for the life of me, I can’t remember your name. Please
tell me what it is.”

Her friend glared at her. She continued to glare and stare at her for
at least three minutes. Finally, she said,

“How soon do you need to know?”

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