Clean Jokes

@@@ LOL~~TEE-HEE ~~GIGGLE
HAVE A LAUGH!
Remember…
God created everything about us, and that
INCLUDES our sense of HUMOR!
Laughter has been medically proven
to reduce high blood pressure, and help
people live longer!
SO HAVE A LAUGH ON US!
GIGGLE~~HA HA ~~ LOL@@@
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A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist’s office.
The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?”

The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?”

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple
finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the
way you have sex,” and charged them $50. This happened
several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment,
have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”

“We’re not trying to find out anything,” the man replied. “She’s
married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t
go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges
$108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare!”

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Wife : “Honey before we got married , you used to give
me gifts and expensive jewelery.

Husband : “Yes…so ?

Wife : “How come you don’t do it anymore ?

Husband : “Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms
to the fish after catching it?

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Visiting Pastor

A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one
house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the
door. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out “Revelation 3:20″
on the back
of it, and stuck it in the door:

“Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and
opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with
me.”

The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the
preacher’s message was written the following scripture:

“I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was
naked; and I hid myself. – Genesis 3:10″
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